“We’re just doing stuff, cameras roll.”
Jeremy Clarkson has addressed the rumour mill: Clarkson’s Farm is not scripted.
With season four now streaming on Prime Video (well, the first four eps at least), some fans have started questioning how “real” the Diddly Squat drama actually is.
Spoiler: Clarkson says it’s legit.
Jumping into the convo on social, Jezza replied to one sceptical fan saying:
“You’re dead right. It isn’t created or written or planned. The cameras just film us doing stuff.”
And Kaleb Cooper, the mullet-powered legend of the series, backed it up while on press duties in Australia:
“People ask if it’s real. I’m like — 100%. I’m not acting. I just show up and be me.”
Still, the internet being the internet, not everyone’s buying it. Some reckon the slapstick moments (like breaking tractors or Jeremy’s DIY chaos) feel a little too perfectly timed.
The most popular take? It’s probably more structured chaos than full-on improv. One Redditor nailed it:
“It’s a scripted unscripted show. They plan the beats, then let it happen.”
Whatever the case — real or rough draft — Clarkson’s Farm is still farming views.
